RAW meatWhy do we even have an intelligence agency of our own when we do not even gather any intelligence on anyone who might be a threat to our nation’s interest?
This is the only country in the world where an intelligence chief from a foreign land meets with our politicians for lunch, tea and cocktail dinner. And, except for the media, nobody really makes any noise about such guff suff. What would happen if the CIA Chief went to Canada and met with the politicians there? Or if the guy from Mossad went to Lebanon and met with netas there or if the Russians met with the British politicians for fish and chips?
In our country, it doesn’t matter who meets with our politicians. You can just come up with guff like hosting an award ceremony and even our prime minister will be more than eager to attend and be an award recipient himself. Our netas will not be getting the Nobel Prize any time soon, but if somebody can come up with a fake award and add one more letter ‘l’ and make it the No Bell Prize then even our Tourism Board might fund it with a million dollars or two.
We, the people, know very well that our political game is refereed most of the time by the lads and (few) ladies in Delhi. Our Emperor meets with the RAW chief and they talk about the time our senior executives at Mao Inc were living in Delhi and enjoying chai and samosas there. Most of our rebel soldiers are now either working in the Middle East or doing their stuff back home as civilians while most of the so-called netas are now billionaires and enjoying the capitalist lifestyle to the fullest.
I think it’s time our netas acted less like juvenile delinquents and more like leaders. Our chor netas tell us that we should be happy that we now have a democratic system and this beautiful nation of ours is a Republic, but they don’t practice the same principles when they run their own political parties. Our netas act more like dictators and they only care about themselves and their cousins and don’t really worry about the future of their own political party or the future of our children and the country. In a decade or two, nobody is really going to remember Girija or Oli or Prachanda but we will still be talking about Ganesh Man, Krishna Prasad, Madan Bhandari and even Man Mohan Adhikari.
Why? Well, Ganesh Man and Krishna Prasad Bajey will be remembered for not being power-hungry. Ganesh Man could have been the PM after the so-called democratic movement of the ’90s. He didn’t. Krishna Prasad Bajey may have liked paan and whiskey, but he didn’t really care much about making the big bucks while in power. We lost Madan Bhandari early and Man Mohan did a fine job while he had power.
I hope our current batch of pickpockets will see the light and at least have a change of heart and start acting like competent leaders and not confused loafers. There is nothing wrong with meeting foreign government officials, but there should be a law that bars our politicians from meeting chiefs of foreign intelligence agencies. And it’s about time Modi gather his experts and change the name of RAW. CIA, MI6, Mossad and even ISI sounds intimidating but RAW is more like the fake wrestling shows on TV. I think the government of India should come up with a contest to change the name of their intelligence agency. I think the Desis have done enough research and analysis in the past 50 years since its establishment. And our own NID should come up with a better name as well. But the question is why do we even have an intelligence agency of our own when we do not even gather any intelligence on anyone who might be a threat to our nation’s interest?
Oli went to Costa Rica and did not learn a thing or two about ecotourism there. If he had done some homework then our Tourism Board would be promoting our land like they do theirs and not focus on hawatari nataks like inviting Bollywood clowns for an award show here. And while in Costa Rica, Oli Ba could have learned a thing or two about how a country can survive without a national army like they have been doing for the past 70 years. It’s about time we seriously think about Nepal Army and the Armed Police Force. Send these two security agencies to the UN as their own rapid reaction force while we provide much needed human and technical resources to our Nepal Police to do their job right.
Our Home Minister tells us that rape is nothing new or even something to worry about. It has been going on in the past, and will continue tomorrow as well. Nepal Police can solve crimes without many resources, except for the Nirmala Rape case and the 33 kg gold smuggling case. Why? Because someone who has connections with our thulo mancheys are involved in both of these cases. Our Home Minister and IGP Saheb, if they have any conscience at all, should resign today. Dear Ram Dai, you are the Home Minister now and do you want to do the same thing that the then Deuba government did with your cadres with the help of Nepal Police or do you want to reform the police force and make them professional or use them as private security guards and sharp shooters? Dear IGP Saheb, how can you not take a stand against our chor netas when they want to vacate the Police Academy to make way for extra heli space for our President? Nepal Police is the only institution in Nepal where they can’t even protect or respect their own former officers and constables alike.
It is the only institution that will drag former IGPs to court and jail as if these men who once headed their institutions are street thugs and will even go after senior officers who are still serving, like they did to Nawaraj Silwal then where junior officers want to manhandle the seniors. We all talk bad about Nepal Police but it is our politicians and sarkari hakims who have made this once proud institution a big joke. Maybe we should follow the Desi ‘IPS’ model for our police wallahs. Not all Indian master plans are bad or dangerous for our land. When it comes to schools, let us follow the IIT model and the same with government hospitals like AIIMS. And let us tell the Desi spies to not visit our land for guff suff but send their best coaches instead so that one day we could be in the Cricket World Cup as well.
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